Before we get under way….
For those of you (in Australia) who will be near a television at 10:10 (ish) this morning, I will be on Channel Ten (the 9AM show) doing my regular gig. Today I am taking off my fitness hat and talking about Renovating Lives; my first Personal Development segment on national TV. Go me. Take a peek. I’ll wave to you.
G’day Groovers.
Over the years I have trained thousands of people, from weekend warriors to Olympians. From fat blokes and chicks to bodybuilders and bodyshapers. And from kids and oldies to professional sporting teams. For the last five years I have been winding down my P.T. duties on the gym floor and at the end of 2007 I officially hung up my whistle and dumbbells. Yes I still own a couple of gyms, but I don’t actually train anybody these days (perhaps the odd friend). It’s been weird not training people after personally completing more than 40,000 sessions (no, not a mistake) over the last two decades.
While I still enjoy working with clients, these days the majority of my energy and time is invested into other areas. This site for instance. Interestingly, Johnny still gets at least one enquiry each day about my availability to train people.
Anyway, we have been toying with the idea of having a little fun and running some kind of competition via the site for a while, but we weren’t really sure about what we might offer as a prize. That was until Johnny suggested that we give away a week of personal training with me; five, sixty minute, one-on-one sessions with Mr. I’ve Retired. Now I know that some of you would rather hit yourself in the head with a spanner than spend five hours of face to face time with me over the course of a week, but feedback suggests that some of you might be up for it. Weirdos.
How it Works
All of the sessions will be conducted back to back in the one week (Monday to Friday), so it will be a big week for someone. While the sessions will essentially be PT sessions (in the gym), there will also be an element of mentoring and education over the course of the five days. If you can’t make it five days straight then you won’t be chosen, so availability is a requirement. Which week it happens and the time of the daily appointments, will be co-ordinated to suit the winner and myself. The sessions will be conducted from my Brighton centre in Melbourne and at the end of the five sessions, I will design an on-going program for the winner. I realise this prize will be difficult, if not impossible to ‘collect’ for some of you (for geographical reasons)… sorry about that but at this stage of my development I can’t teleport. Yet. I am working on it though. We are also in the process of creating a competition which will be for our interstate and international readers only. Info about that will be up within the next month. Having said that, anyone from anywhere can enter if you can make it to Melbourne for the five days.
How to Enter
Tell us in one hundred and fifty words or less why you want (need) to hang out with me for a week. Your submission can be serious and heart-felt or it can be hilarious, amusing and entertaining… whatever you feel compelled to share. Once you’ve finished your submission, you can send it via the comment thingy at the bottom of this post (or any post until the end of next week), or you can send it via email by clicking on the email thingy next to my photo. Or maybe you could send a hand-written message on parchment via your own carrier pigeon. Your choice. The cut off for entries will be Friday, August 1. Anyone can enter. Current fitness level, exercise history and age is not an issue.
Choosing a Winner
Because I’m essentially a chicken, I’m going to hand that responsibility over to my boy Johnny and our newest craigharper.com team member, Miss Bossy Boots; Vive from Lloyd Events in Perth. Then you can be mad at them, not me. Yep, completely gutless. Obviously we can have only one winner, but if we have some fun with the whole concept (and there’s any further interest), then we’ll probably do it again before the year’s end.
Covering the Event
I will cover the week of training here on the site, complete with daily updates, photos, a report from the winner (at the end of the week) and possibly a video interview in the form of a video-post. It should be plenty of fun and hopefully a great experience for our winner.
Tomorrow
See you tomorrow when we take a look at the topic of focus. Some of us are very busy achieving nothing in particular and many of us simply have too many balls in the air to be effective and productive (sound familiar?).
Ciao.. x
Feel free to ask a question, share a thought or idea or just say hi by clicking on the comment thingy.




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Hmmm a week of PT mentoring from you Craig…. I’d be in that and yes I am in Melbourne. Will have to get the brain into gear and come up with a good entry.
This could be fun….who getting these posts wouldn’t want to take up this competition.
Right off to set the vcr to record the tv show. We don’t have a telly at work…bummer!!!
Thanks
Michelle
Thanks for your site
Very inspirational.
I love the idea of a “Body renovation’
Cheers
banjo Smyth .
bum.
you know that if I was still in melbourne i would be knocking down your door to do this.
Seriously though, Im really struggling with myself at the moment. I dont seem to be dealing with stress very well at all. Im dealing with it by eating. Can we pretend that you are the turtle dude and I am Po, from Kung fu panda- can you just send me some good vibes???
cheers
pudgy pen…
Oh wow, that sounds great! I think I’ll wait for the International comp though, don’t have the money for Melbourne at the moment unfortunately.
Will we get to read the winning entry? I guess if it’s not too personal?
Take care
Sus
Hey Pen
Feeling down at the moment? Not liking yourself very much right now? No problem why don’t you join us on the forum and we will be kicking your butt and have you laughing in no time. Want to feel better about yourself? Login to the forum and ask me about the time i got caught picking my bum. Trust me you’ll feel a lot better about yourself after you hear that one.
Ange
Hi,
I may have finally found someone that inspires me to better myself.
I’m so glad I had the control of the remote while channel surfing and came across you on TV.
Now I will get off here before I get a square behind.
Cheers to all.
Suu
Hi Craig,
So you eat cars for breakfast!! Why didn't you say? Seriously, congrats on your first personal development presentation on national tv! Now the whole country will be reading this site (if they weren't already). Enjoyed the segment – prodding & motivating as always. Even better on tv!
cheers and hugs,
Monica
Hi Craig,
I would sooooooo love to be the winner of this comp, but – alas – I live in Perth!
Maybe your next competition could include all inclusive flights, accomm AND a week of PT from you! That would be cool…I need a break from my kids and a week in melbourne would be fab!
Love your work, and I’m going to take a coffee break in front of the lunchroom TV this morning, just to see your segment. Good luck!
Love Sonia x
Dear Craig
I have officially reached rock bottom (this is partly metaphor and partly euphemism). I am 50 years old. I am a lifetime member of Weight Watchers. I weigh over 110kgs. Next week I am beginning the process of gastric banding. I will be having interviews with 3 out of 5 of the surgeon’s team. Surgery is a desperate measure. So (for me) is asking for help. Any advice that you can give that will help make my surgery successful would be deeply, deeply appreciated. Mostly I need help to control the angry/hungry 3 year old who is stuffing up my life.
I live in Selby.
best wishes
Amanda
Found your site tonight. Very interesting. Plan to stop by again regularly.
Blessings from Costa Rica
Hi Craig,
This competition is a great idea.. wish I lived in Melbourne.
I first heard about you on idealbodiesonline website.. since then I have googled your name and found lots of interesting things.
Most importantly I found your website.. since reading some of your posts on your website, I decided to buy your book Fatitude. I’m still in the process of reading it and I must say that I can’t get my nose out of it. It’s just sooo true, but all in a wrong sort of way. What I’m trying to say is that if a friend had said any of the things that you have written about to me, or even a trainer I’m sure I would not talk to them for a while. I would be offended, upset and shocked. But it’s just sooo good to hear you tell it the way it is. I have your summary of points up on my wall at work and read them to keep myself focused.
Love your work
Dilek
I saw you, I saw you, I saw you (did you get the sing-song rhythm of that???)
My internet connection failed me so I didn’t get this in time BUT I did happen to turn the TV on in case (must have had an inkling). I was SO totally excited.
Yes, I am a STALKER – but a friendly one. LOL.
I am SO going to enter this contest cos that would be totally awesome AND I don’t care if I have to travel a bajillion miles to get there – I WILL!!!! Off to write my entry now.