Comments on: Welcome to Craig’s Crazy-ass Cult.

By: Craig Harper

Craig Harper — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:36:00 +0000

Hello Julie (JHT 15).

Yes you can... as long as I don't have to wear it!

See you there.

Mind the Rottweilers on your way in...
And the tamborine-playing, bead-making kids.

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By: Craig Harper

Craig Harper — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:26:00 +0000

Hello Kim from QLD (cult member fourteen).

From this day forth you shall be known as KFQ14.
Perhaps 14 for short.

Camp Cul Tivate.. too funny.

Don't be too funny or clever; you know I'm easily intimidated by talent and creativity.

The enrolment forms are in the mail... I hope you have some handy skills.

Enjoy your day Funny Girl.
I mean, KFQ14.

By: Julie

Julie — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:01:00 +0000

hi oh great leader

this is JHT15. beige isn't really my colour. can i wear purple leopard print?

i'm in like flynn. see you there! (i'll be sailing as close as possible in my timber bathtub)

take care gorgeous man
Julie, Hobart, Tasmania (15)

By: Kim

Kim — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 00:48:00 +0000

Hi there Craig!! I am so excited! (Say this last in a Kath and Kim accent!!)

I have a name for your dream place-Camp Cul Tivate - see, a play on words! haha

Or you could have 2 l's - Camp Cull Tivate? Or Camp Cull Tural? (Someone stop me!!)

I do hope it works all works out for you. I would pay to come and work, listen and learn that's for sure.

Follow your dream! Now I just need to work out what mine is.....

Kim from Qld

By: Tami

Tami — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 21:33:00 +0000

Way cool… thanks for the hug…() back at ya!

By: Craig Harper

Craig Harper — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 21:28:00 +0000

Hi Tami.

Someone who can talk more than me!
Wow.
That's a gift.
Or not.
Not sure about the turquoise, thinking more beige robes... we can chat though.
Maybe beige with a touch of turquoise.
I've run it by the board and you seem to be crazy enough to join my cult; I'll send you some forms.

Welcome to the blogosphere weirdo.

( ).. (that's a cyberhug)

By: Tami

Tami — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 15:49:00 +0000

Hello again Craig darling! we really should stop meeting like this. I like Norgen Vaaz, it sounds mysterious, expensive, and sinister… all at once! Yum! Actually, you had me at “crazy”… I can help you with your confusion as to why you are slightly obsessed with the cult-leader theory.
Two words, occupational hazard! I can tell you from my experience after being a trainer for six years, getting paid real-live money to make people hang on your every word is a true power trip! I have realized this in the past year because I have changed jobs to a supervisor and frankly, I feel like veal! I am trapped in a box…. help! So to think that you will have undivided attention morning to night is a rush!
OMG, can I be your Cher?????
Unfortunately, I also suffer from the other Occupational Hazard (at least in my corporation) of ADD… I am alll over the place, like a poodle, shiny object distract me easily. But it helps in multi-tasking
By the way, I love fresh fish and any kind of chocolate ice cream.
The massages have to be give and take… I am an only child, catering to other people is not always my strength, but if you are willing to share (cher) your throne King Craig! (you like the sound of that don’t you?) I am sure that the legions of the devoted will stand in line to fulfill all our extravagant demands for return, you can offer them your precious pearls of wisdom!
By the way, can our tribal attire have turquoise in it? It really is my color, and it usually looks good on most, you see I am a giver! I like pink too but I don’t want to be pushy… or is it too late for that? I promise in the tabloids and any press-conferences to stand by my man…. or leader, however you choose to be addressed. I guess my dream is to be a Cultessa! OMG…. that’s it, you can be Count Nagen Vaaz…. then the tabloids will read ” the count strikes again” or “Countless followers follow the Count” That one is kind of Dr. Seusy. Ok, I am new in the blog world but I must admit I am addicted to yours. I will exercise some selfcontrol and close … for now. Try not to tempt me tomorrow, my other OH is I feel everyone is richer for hearing my opinion, but like you said, evryone has issues…. and I love most of mine:) Have a fabulous day! And remember, I can be an asset, wasn’t the campfire, my idea!?!

By: Craig Harper

Craig Harper — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:17:00 +0000

Hi Cheryl.

Okay.. you figured me out.
Am I that shallow?

Apparently.

By: Craig Harper

Craig Harper — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:15:00 +0000

Hey Kelvin.

And you can bring out tour groups from the US to the weird down-under cult... err, personal development program!

Cult vacations... nice.

Later.

By: Craig Harper

Craig Harper — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:13:00 +0000

Hi Janine.

I wish.

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