Comments on: How to Operate a Human. http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/how-to-operate-a-human/ Personal Development Life Lessons Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:35:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Craig Harper http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4430 Craig Harper Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:33:00 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/news/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4430 Hi Steve.<br/><br/>I feel like that old truck sometimes.<br/><br/>Thanks for stopping by.<br/>Cheers. Hi Steve.

I feel like that old truck sometimes.

Thanks for stopping by.
Cheers.

]]> By: Steve v4.6 http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4429 Steve v4.6 Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:18:00 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/news/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4429 Great post once again! Makes me want to compare myself to my old truck. The older it gets, the more maintenance is required to keep it running. Because maintenance is a lot cheaper than repair, I'm more than willing to do it. Great post once again! Makes me want to compare myself to my old truck. The older it gets, the more maintenance is required to keep it running. Because maintenance is a lot cheaper than repair, I’m more than willing to do it.

]]> By: Craig Harper http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4428 Craig Harper Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:38:00 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/news/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4428 LJ<br/><br/>You'll get a gold star when you've been good for 365 days. <br/><br/>CH LJ

You’ll get a gold star when you’ve been good for 365 days.

CH

]]> By: Lisa Jane http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4427 Lisa Jane Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:06:00 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/news/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4427 But, but (no pun intended)<br/><br/>Maybe I want my butt kicked. Kalgoorlie is lovely this time of year. LOL<br/><br/>I'm sitting here eating my grilled chicken and salad. <br/><br/>Do I get a gold star? But, but (no pun intended)

Maybe I want my butt kicked. Kalgoorlie is lovely this time of year. LOL

I’m sitting here eating my grilled chicken and salad.

Do I get a gold star?

]]> By: Craig Harper http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4426 Craig Harper Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:07:00 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/news/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4426 Hello Lisa Jane.<br/><br/>Trouble?<br/>Am not, you are.<br/>Don't make me come over there and kick your ass.<br/><br/>Do what you need to do.<br/>Or else. Hello Lisa Jane.

Trouble?
Am not, you are.
Don’t make me come over there and kick your ass.

Do what you need to do.
Or else.

]]> By: Craig Harper http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4425 Craig Harper Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:05:00 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/news/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4425 Hi Tam.<br/><br/>I may have to read that a few times....<br/><br/>( ) Hi Tam.

I may have to read that a few times….

( )

]]> By: Craig Harper http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4424 Craig Harper Thu, 10 Jan 2008 03:34:00 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/news/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4424 Hey Pip.<br/><br/>Thanks. Hey Pip.

Thanks.

]]> By: Lisa Jane http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4423 Lisa Jane Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:16:00 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/news/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4423 Gooood morning trouble,<br/><br/>All the way from sunny Kalgoorlie.<br/><br/>Its not that hot today, so can't complain. <br/><br/>Thankyou so much for taking the time to talk to me yesterday and for giving me the kick in the proverbial ass (even tho its to big right now). It was just what I needed. So I went and trained last night and I've been ever so good all day.<br/><br/>This is the start of the journey, I'd cross my fingers that I'll keep it up, but I couldn't type then.<br/><br/>Lisa Jane Gooood morning trouble,

All the way from sunny Kalgoorlie.

Its not that hot today, so can’t complain.

Thankyou so much for taking the time to talk to me yesterday and for giving me the kick in the proverbial ass (even tho its to big right now). It was just what I needed. So I went and trained last night and I’ve been ever so good all day.

This is the start of the journey, I’d cross my fingers that I’ll keep it up, but I couldn’t type then.

Lisa Jane

]]> By: Tami B http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4422 Tami B Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:52:00 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/news/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4422 Good topic...<br/>nice spin...<br/><br/>yep, seen the anorexia is chic stuff...<br/>aka: ana-mia<br/>horrific stuff, worse than any Saw movie.<br/>Some claim to be a support group and others give actual tips for having a "successful" eating disorder!<br/>Can an eating disorder be successful?!<br/><br/>Anyway, for a while, my manual was in bodiese (the ancient language of Body, duh)... <br/>after some linguistic classes, supplemented by some yoga meditation, <br/>so 1/2 the time I listen to what it is saying, <br/>Unfortunately, the human brain only retains 25% of what it hears...<br/>so, if I pull out my calculator, <br/>it would seem that I am still missing 87.5% of by instructions. <br/><br/>Well, at least that leaves a definite margin for improvement. <br/>(my cup is always 3/4 full:)<br/><br/>()<br/>Tami Good topic…
nice spin…

yep, seen the anorexia is chic stuff…
aka: ana-mia
horrific stuff, worse than any Saw movie.
Some claim to be a support group and others give actual tips for having a “successful” eating disorder!
Can an eating disorder be successful?!

Anyway, for a while, my manual was in bodiese (the ancient language of Body, duh)…
after some linguistic classes, supplemented by some yoga meditation,
so 1/2 the time I listen to what it is saying,
Unfortunately, the human brain only retains 25% of what it hears…
so, if I pull out my calculator,
it would seem that I am still missing 87.5% of by instructions.

Well, at least that leaves a definite margin for improvement.
(my cup is always 3/4 full:)

()
Tami

]]> By: Pip http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4420 Pip Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:50:00 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/news/how-to-operate-a-human/#comment-4420 Awesome article Craig! I got lots from it!<br/><br/>Pip Awesome article Craig! I got lots from it!

Pip

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