Life has got in the way of blogging this week. The following incomplete list is some random sillyness that I began to pen yesterday while sitting in hospital waiting for my mum to come out of major surgery. Again. It was all getting a little intense and serious, so I thought I’d distract myself with some Personal Undevelopment.
Stupification Made Easy
1. Watch the Shire (Aus.) or Jersey Shore (US).
2. Replace your real friends with Facebook friends
3. Drink alcohol to excess. Often.
4. Keep having the same pointless conversation with the same person
5. Watch Jackass. Any episode.
6. Take up cage fighting.
7. Join a cult.
8. Deprive yourself of sleep. Often.
9. Strap yourself to a Play Station.
10. Take part in a Creation vs. Evolution debate.
11. Eat zero carbs.
12. Double the size of your lips with collagen.
13. Use the word ‘like’ at least twice in every sentence.
So, I guess it’s up to you guys to complete my list with numbers 14 and 15. I ran out of time. Okay, mum came out of surgery. Remember, it’s all in good fun, so let’s avoid any nasty-ness or personal attacks. I’ll pick my two favourite additions and send you something for your trouble.