you know guys are slow; you need to be specific… otherwise it could take years.

Cheers.

also, people who are walking along the footpath “correctly” then they just STOP and wonder why ppl behind them give them dirty looks!

julie, hobart, tasmania, australia

The obsessive testicular adjustment to which you refer seems to know no social, professional or cultural boundaries…

I think most men do it habitually and unconsciously… not me of course.

But most.

I don’t think the phenomenon is gonna stop any time soon though!

Cheers.

Maybe you can help me out here Craigo (and I’m not implying that you yourself are a culprit of such behaviour – I ask you in your capacity as an honest-to-a-fault Alpha Male, with a profound understanding of the male of the species).

Why? Why do some men do this so often? And, so blatantly? Seriously – I’ve worked in offices with well groomed, well spoken, professional men who can hold a conversation, discuss in-depth business strategies and then suddenly, mid conversation, they seem to decide that the world will indeed end if the don’t stick their hand in their pants pocket and juggle the boys for a couple of seconds.

Is it just totally beyond their control, or do they honestly believe they’re being subtle enough that no-one has noticed?

This has puzzled me for years and I have to know… why???

Anon
~ Melbourne

always happy to let you unload.. and you’re right; what is it with people who are obsessed with plunging their digits into orifices in public places?

Skanky habit.

Cheers.

can’t believe someone didn’t rip the phone out of his hand or pour their jumbo coke on his head!

cheers.

(1)Just ’cause ya sweat doesn’t mean ya gotta stink….

(2)You mean you DON’T listen to your dad… shame on you!

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Great post. Hate to admit it but i see myself in a few of them. Fortunately i don’t spit food in people’s faces. I try to ignore people’s bad habits as i have them myself but dammit somethings really disgust me. Been on public transport lately? If u have u may come across the people who aren’t ashamed to pick & clean their ears in public (of course they would be sitting in the seat in front of u). A good clean can take up to 5min. Some feel it necessary to examine the clumps of wax they just extracted. What are they hoping to find there? Gold?
And to the women who find it necessary to pluck their facial hairs & clean & cut their grubby fingernails during pick hour, please don’t.
Thanks Craig for letting me have my bitch for the day.Until next time. Ange-Sydney

And about point 9 – you have got to meet my Dad. That’s why Point 2 can actually come in handy.

Jenni (Kid)
Melbourne