Comments on: 25 Things You Blokes (Probably) Won’t Hear From Your Lady http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/25-things-you-blokes-probably-wont-hear-from-your-lady/ Personal Development Life Lessons Thu, 09 Feb 2012 06:10:29 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Being the Change I Wish to See http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/25-things-you-blokes-probably-wont-hear-from-your-lady/#comment-14165 Being the Change I Wish to See Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:27:43 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/?p=634#comment-14165 But, but, but...I really do want a new leaf blower!!! And I could use some muscle on my legs and butt. I doubt I would have said it to my husband, though. Sherri But, but, but…I really do want a new leaf blower!!! And I could use some muscle on my legs and butt.

I doubt I would have said it to my husband, though.

Sherri

]]> By: Questioning Beliefs http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/25-things-you-blokes-probably-wont-hear-from-your-lady/#comment-14070 Questioning Beliefs Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:55:40 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/?p=634#comment-14070 [...] responses to Friday’s post. Clearly you all have way too much time on your hands. Made me laugh out loud though. Thanks for [...] [...] responses to Friday’s post. Clearly you all have way too much time on your hands. Made me laugh out loud though. Thanks for [...]

]]> By: Lalo http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/25-things-you-blokes-probably-wont-hear-from-your-lady/#comment-14046 Lalo Sun, 28 Jun 2009 12:00:09 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/?p=634#comment-14046 Hi Craig, That was amusing. No. 21 in particular worked my facial muscles (almost unhinged my jaw laughing). A few more suggestions: 1. Wow! That was a loud, juicy one. Now try to burp out "I love you, woman" in one go. 2. Let me tuck you in, Honey, and read you some "Dear Penthouse" letters to help you fall asleep. 3. Welcome home, dear, but I'm afraid you'll have to head back out. Your secretary just called, she needs you to fix something around her house. Don't worry, though: I'll make it up to you with a lovely dinner when you get back. 4. Don't mind me. Hi Craig,

That was amusing. No. 21 in particular worked my facial muscles (almost unhinged my jaw laughing).

A few more suggestions:
1. Wow! That was a loud, juicy one. Now try to burp out “I love you, woman” in one go.
2. Let me tuck you in, Honey, and read you some “Dear Penthouse” letters to help you fall asleep.
3. Welcome home, dear, but I’m afraid you’ll have to head back out. Your secretary just called, she needs you to fix something around her house. Don’t worry, though: I’ll make it up to you with a lovely dinner when you get back.
4. Don’t mind me.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/25-things-you-blokes-probably-wont-hear-from-your-lady/#comment-14045 Anonymous Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:31:50 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/?p=634#comment-14045 Strangely i would actually say most of these things, bar wanting to comb the shoulder hair!!!!... and yes i am a woman!!! Strangely i would actually say most of these things, bar wanting to comb the shoulder hair!!!!… and yes i am a woman!!!

]]> By: Smiggle http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/25-things-you-blokes-probably-wont-hear-from-your-lady/#comment-14042 Smiggle Sun, 28 Jun 2009 03:52:40 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/?p=634#comment-14042 New addition, She'll be right babe, it'll fix itself. New addition,

She’ll be right babe, it’ll fix itself.

]]> By: Sparkrunner http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/25-things-you-blokes-probably-wont-hear-from-your-lady/#comment-14035 Sparkrunner Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:26:22 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/?p=634#comment-14035 Craig - these are a riot... I think I have to share them with the husband... Here are a couple more... Hi Honey, no I didn't pick out a kitten at the animal shelter. A bunch of them were really cute, but I was so worried that they'd leave cat hair on the chair in your man cave. Thank you so much for doing the family shopping today. You picked out all the right things! Craig – these are a riot… I think I have to share them with the husband…

Here are a couple more…

Hi Honey, no I didn’t pick out a kitten at the animal shelter. A bunch of them were really cute, but I was so worried that they’d leave cat hair on the chair in your man cave.

Thank you so much for doing the family shopping today. You picked out all the right things!

]]> By: Smiggle http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/25-things-you-blokes-probably-wont-hear-from-your-lady/#comment-14034 Smiggle Sat, 27 Jun 2009 07:59:30 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/?p=634#comment-14034 Yes it is also my dream to have a 3-way with another woman, how about Megan Fox? I really do love it when you insult me, you really are my dream guy who treats me so well. I know you can always do a better job than me! Yes my feet are shorter to get closer to the sink, so I can do all those dishes you didnt make. Honey who needs hugs and kisses when we have sex, beer and footy? Yes honey, I was born to serve you! I would also rather that we ignore it instead of talking about it. My contributions... Also, I agree Craig, I feel we are delving into pretty shallow territory sometimes but isnt that a two way street? Women seem to be so harsh on themselves due to a perception that its what men want...but we're probably only basing this on a minority of guys? (I wish...) Yes it is also my dream to have a 3-way with another woman, how about Megan Fox?

I really do love it when you insult me, you really are my dream guy who treats me so well. I know you can always do a better job than me!

Yes my feet are shorter to get closer to the sink, so I can do all those dishes you didnt make.

Honey who needs hugs and kisses when we have sex, beer and footy?

Yes honey, I was born to serve you!

I would also rather that we ignore it instead of talking about it.

My contributions…

Also, I agree Craig, I feel we are delving into pretty shallow territory sometimes but isnt that a two way street? Women seem to be so harsh on themselves due to a perception that its what men want…but we’re probably only basing this on a minority of guys? (I wish…)

]]> By: Suza http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/25-things-you-blokes-probably-wont-hear-from-your-lady/#comment-14033 Suza Sat, 27 Jun 2009 00:06:48 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/?p=634#comment-14033 Sheila .. that could be a dangerous topic ... although, probably no more so than this one. But would we go overboard and choose "perfection"? I'd like to think .. not. Where's the fun in that, eh?? Alan .. bring it on, sunshine. We can take you ... poor, abused, hard-done-by male that you are. Truth hurts, eh?? Ahhh, suck it up, princess! ;) Sheila .. that could be a dangerous topic … although, probably no more so than this one. But would we go overboard and choose “perfection”? I’d like to think .. not. Where’s the fun in that, eh??

Alan .. bring it on, sunshine. We can take you … poor, abused, hard-done-by male that you are. Truth hurts, eh?? Ahhh, suck it up, princess! ;)

]]> By: Suza http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/25-things-you-blokes-probably-wont-hear-from-your-lady/#comment-14032 Suza Sat, 27 Jun 2009 00:02:33 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/?p=634#comment-14032 Thanks, Jane! Is that Jane H-H? If so, I think a couple of us single girls had a bit to drink last night, eh? .. he he .. Hope you're going to RYL II! :) (And I totally agree ... the drips? .. HORRIBLE!) Bella ... oh, you made me laugh! Haven't experienced that beautiful male phenomenon for quite a while, but can still remember it. Naughty, yes .. but oh, so funny! Thanks, Jane! Is that Jane H-H? If so, I think a couple of us single girls had a bit to drink last night, eh? .. he he .. Hope you’re going to RYL II! :) (And I totally agree … the drips? .. HORRIBLE!)

Bella … oh, you made me laugh! Haven’t experienced that beautiful male phenomenon for quite a while, but can still remember it. Naughty, yes .. but oh, so funny!

]]> By: MK2 http://www.craigharper.com.au/humorous/25-things-you-blokes-probably-wont-hear-from-your-lady/#comment-14031 MK2 Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:38:16 +0000 http://www.craigharper.com.au/?p=634#comment-14031 Oh Suz & Christina !! You must both be in cahoots with Craig to generate more business at RYL. I was going fine and now....(sob!)....I just can't.... you were so (sniff!) mean to we males.....we're just, well, you know misunderstood creatures (sob!). WAAAAAHHHHH !!!!!! Please Craig, please ...bring forward RYL to next weekend, I can make THAT one...I'm damaged goods again. In the words of Kamahl ...(incredibly deep voice) "Why are people SO unkind!" You wait until RYL 3 you 2 ;) Very funny girls Alan PS...That's not THE Kylie is it ??? Oh Suz & Christina !!
You must both be in cahoots with Craig to generate more business at RYL.

I was going fine and now….(sob!)….I just can’t…. you were so (sniff!) mean to we males…..we’re just, well, you know misunderstood creatures (sob!). WAAAAAHHHHH !!!!!!

Please Craig, please …bring forward RYL to next weekend, I can make THAT one…I’m damaged goods again.

In the words of Kamahl …(incredibly deep voice) “Why are people SO unkind!”
You wait until RYL 3 you 2 ;)
Very funny girls

Alan
PS…That’s not THE Kylie is it ???

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